Makeup Nerd Sweatshirt (2017 VERSION)
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Oh, to be a makeup nerd...a clothed, warm makeup nerd, because being a naked makeup nerd with cold arms SUCKS!
I can happily sit and palaver about the merits of cool-toned versus warm-toned red lipsticks for hours as long as my arms, tum and back are snuggly and warm, but I can't do it for five minutes with cold chicken skin. When I'm shivering, it's just too hard to deeply contemplate conundrums like whether I should wear five or six transition shades in my crease.
Basically, being cold bites.
So, dude, don't be cold! Wear the warm makeup nerd sweatshirt (it’s soft, too), and embrace the fact that you simultaneously wore three different mascaras on your lashes to go get a jar of Nutella at the grocery store because, obviously, you needed two mascaras for your top lashes (one layer for length and curl hold, and a second layer of a thickening mascara on top), and a third mascara for your bottom lashes (one with a super skinny wand so that you could really get in there between the little hairs in the inner and outer corners).
If you know what I'm talking about right now, you’re a makeup nerd! 😜
And, if you're wearing this sweatshirt, you’re a warm makeup nerd, which is even better.
Available in XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL (size chart). I'm 5 feet 1 inches tall for reference, and I'm wearing a small here. There's also a scoop neck version for 2018.
• Extra soft 100% fleece ring-spun cotton
• Raglan sleeves
• Crew neckline
• Breathable yet thick and warm
• Runs true to size